What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:58

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
HELLO
How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What are some interests in sharing pictures of wives?
{RING} {RING}
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?